A reality check for local businesses
Good business.
Bad first impression?
Find out what customers see before they ever call. Get an AI scorecard, a blunt roast, and a clearer picture of what needs fixing.
One business name. A score out of 100. About 30 seconds.
The roast is funny. The blind spots aren’t.
“Your website loads slower than your customer service.”
Illustrative roast · Your report is tailored to your business.
Our promise, from day one
From roast to roadmap
See the gaps.
Close the gaps.
Built for contractors, salons, restaurants, and clinics whose online presence should work as hard as they do.
Four signals. One clear score.
Website speed · Google reviews · Business photos · Social activity
An AI-generated snapshot of your online presence—not a guarantee of sales or search rankings.
Put your business to the test
Enter your business name. RoastRank looks at the signals that shape a customer’s first impression and turns them into a score out of 100.
Share it. Then challenge a rival.
Your bold, screenshot-ready report comes with an AI-written roast. Use “Beat your competitor” to compare a rival side by side—and see where you stand.
Turn the feedback into progress
Keep an eye on your presence with monthly monitoring, or get done-for-you fixes for the weak spots. The roast is the starting point, not the whole story.
Start free. Fix what matters.
A roast costs nothing.
Choose the level of help you need. No paid plan required to get your first report.
The scorecard
$0
free report
Your score, AI roast, shareable report card, and competitor comparison.
Get my scorecardKeep watch
$29
per month
A monitoring dashboard to follow your online presence over time.
Explore monitoringFix it for me
$500–$2,000
one-time
Done-for-you improvements to your online presence. Scope and price agreed before work begins.
Explore fixesYour next customer is looking
Give them a better
first impression.
Start with an honest look at where you stand.